Ann Coulter: Worthless Sack of Shit

WHY CAN'T I GET ARRESTED? - Yahoo! News:

"I'm getting a little insulted that no Democratic prosecutor has indicted me. Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the most dangerous conservatives. Why not me?"

Ann, I'll tell you the reason why you don't get arrested. It's because you're a witless, sack-of-shit, blowhard that most would rather not waste their time with. I'm wasting the time because I delight in your fixation with what you percieve as Republicans being wronged.

You assume conspiracy because so many Republicans have been indicted, instead of what's actually true: many Republicans are actually criminals. Why haven't they been taken to trial? Mainly because of the mercy of the prosecutors who you delight in slandering -- they often settle for resignation or retiring. It's sad that you aren't more critical of the Republicans in power so that they run a cleaner ship.

I also find it interesting how you talk about Democrats salivating about the white house indictments, but you don't mention Fitzgerald at all. Perhaps that's because you realize that you'd have to be the largest hypocrite in the world to sugges that he has "'special prosecutor disease', suggesting that he doesn't know the difference between a legal technicality such as perjury and a real crime, and even suggesting that he has political leanings."

If you did that, you'd actually be exhonerating Clinton -- something we'd all look forward to.

You're so full of shit.